(12/15 )
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A gallon tub of vanilla ice cream.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two candy canes,
And gallon tub of vanilla ice cream.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
And gallon tub of vanilla ice cream.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four honey baked hams,
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
And gallon tub of vanilla ice cream

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five apple pies,
Four honey baked hams,
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
And gallon tub of vanilla ice cream.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six Swedish meatballs,
Five apple pies,,
Four honey baked hams,
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
And gallon tub of vanilla ice cream

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven extra helpings,
Six Swedish meatballs,
Five apple pies,,
Four honey baked hams,
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
And gallon tub of vanilla ice cream

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight chocolate Santas,
Seven extra helpings,
Six Swedish meatballs,
Five apple pies,
Four honey baked hams,
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
And gallon tub of vanilla ice cream

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine quarts of gravy,
Eight chocolate Santas,
Seven extra helpings,
Six Swedish meatballs,
Five apple pies,
Four honey baked hams,
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
And gallon tub of vanilla ice cream

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten mugs of eggnog,
Nine quarts of gravy,
Eight chocolate Santas,
Seven extra helpings,
Six Swedish meatballs,
Five apple pies,
Four honey baked hams
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
Andgallon tub of vanilla ice cream

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven bowls of pudding,
Ten mugs of eggnog,
Nine quarts of gravy,
Eight chocolate Santas,
Seven extra helpings,
Six Swedish meatballs,
Five apple pies,
Four honey baked hams,
Three roast ducks,
Two candy canes,
And agallon tub of vanilla ice cream

(12/26)
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Alka-Seltzers,
Eleven liposuctions,
Ten ExerCycles,
Nine angioplasties,
Eight weeks at fat farms,
Seven stomach-staplings,
Six workout programs,
Five Diet Cokes,
Four weight-loss drugs,
Three Stairmasters,
Two jogging shoes,
And a body-mass analysis for free.

PLEASE NOTE: I did go work out on 12/26 and Ms. Stefani was firm but fair and did not kill me with my killer hangover.  Dr. Sheldon Bethea was nice enough to work a little Chiro-magic on my back.  Talk to ya’ll next week.  Against my better judgement I am going to weigh myself next Monday. Tune in for the young, restless, and PHAT (Pretty Hot and Tempting). 

Love ya!

Kia

It’s been a minute since I’ve blogged.  I have to be honest, I’ve been feeling kind of down.  Those of you who’ve seen me lately, the smile is fake (but I love you).  Mostly, I’ve been discouraged because I just don’t think I’m working hard enough.  I’m looking in the mirror feeling like crap.  Well you know what, today I decided to GET OVER IT!

It’s a new day and I will not feel sorry for myself.  This week I will cut calories, exercise MORE and HARDER (no more counting the reps Stefini).  If you see me and I’m complaining you know what… just tell me to GET OVER IT!

Oh, some other people who need to get over it. 

Dallas Cowboy fans- Your players are allowed to get laid! Leave Jessica alone and get over it.

Kobe Bryant Haters-  The man is a beast and will be in the hall of fame! Stop hatin’ and Get over it!

Jamie Lynn Hatemongers- Teen pregnancy is a reality.  This is not a homeless teen mom, she’s a freakin millionaire and she’s NOT Britney.  Let the girl go have her baby in peace and GET OVER IT!

Now… if you are reading this blog and don’t agree with what I’m saying… Need I say it again… I didn’t think so.

Peace!

Kia